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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}

{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}

{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}

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