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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}

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