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{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}

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Martina Svetozarova Gledacheva is a former tennis player from Bulgaria.

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Tom Nelson was an Australian rules footballer who played with Collingwood in the Victorian Football League (VFL). Nelson wrote the lyrics to the club song, \"Good Old Collingwood Forever\" to tune of \"Goodbye, Dolly Gray\".

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