{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?","punchline":"Because it's a little meteor.","id":357}
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The Kathol Rift is a series of adventures published by West End Games (WEG) in 1996 for the science fiction role-playing game Star Wars: The Roleplaying Game, itself based on the Star Wars franchise.
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Smithers station is a railway station in Smithers, British Columbia. It is on the Canadian National Railway mainline and serves Via Rail's Jasper–Prince Rupert train. The station was designated a national heritage railway station in 1990.
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?","punchline":"The stock market.","id":106}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a tissue dance?","punchline":"You put a little boogie on it.","id":2}
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
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